The book of Saint Nicholas by James Kirke Paulding

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By Brenda Hill Posted on Dec 21, 2025
In Category - Forensic Studies
Paulding, James Kirke, 1778-1860 Paulding, James Kirke, 1778-1860
English
Ever wonder if Santa Claus had a secret, slightly grumpy side? 'The Book of Saint Nicholas' by James Kirke Paulding is a quirky, early-American collection that reimagines the jolly old saint as a stern, supernatural judge who deals with naughty children in surprisingly harsh ways. Forget milk and cookies—this Saint Nick arrives with moral lessons and a touch of the macabre. It's a fascinating glimpse into how 19th-century America viewed folklore, blending Dutch legend with sharp social commentary. If you think you know the story of Saint Nick, this strange and satirical little book will make you look at your holiday decorations in a whole new light.
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cogitations, and while I was fervently praying to the good-hearted St. Nicholas to inspire me with a proper and significant name for this my mental offspring. I cannot with certainty say how long I had remained in the bonds of abstraction, before I was favoured with the appearance of a vision, which, at first sight, I knew to be that of the excellent St. Nicholas, who scorns to follow the pestilent fashions of modern times, but ever appears in the ancient dress of the old patriarchs of Holland. And here I will describe the good saint, that peradventure all those to whom he may, in time to come, vouchsafe his presence, may know him at first sight, even as they know the father that begot them. He is a right fat, jolly, roistering little fellow— if I may make bold to call him so familiarly—and had I not known him of old for a veritable saint, I might, of a truth, have taken him, on this occasion, for little better than a sinner. He was dressed in a snuff-coloured coat of goodly conceited dimensions, having broad skirts, cuffs mighty to behold, and buttons about the size of a moderate Newyear cooky. His waistcoat and breeches, of which he had a proper number, were of the same cloth and colour; his hose of gray worsted; his shoes high-quartered, even up to the instep, ornamented with a pair of silver buckles, exceedingly bright; his hat was of a low crown and right broad brim, cocked up on one side; and in the buttonholes of his coat was ensconced a long delft pipe, almost as black as ebony. His visage was the picture of good-humoured benevolence; and by these marks I knew him as well as I know the nose on my own face. The good saint, being always in a hurry on errands of good fellowship, and especially about the time of the holydays of Paas and Pinxster; and being withal a person of little ceremony, addressed me without delay, and with much frankness, which was all exceedingly proper, as we were such old friends. He spoke to me in Dutch, which is now a learned language, understood only by erudite scholars. “What aileth thee, my Godson Nicholas?” quoth he. I was about to say I was in sore perplexity concerning the matter aforesaid, when he courteously interrupted me, saying, “Be quiet, I know it, and therefore there is no special occasion for thee to tell me. Thou shalt call thy work ‘THE BOOK OF ST. NICHOLAS,’ in honour of thy _patroon_; and here are the materials of my biography, which I charge thee, on pain of empty pockets from this time forward, to dilate and adorn in such a manner, as that, foreseeing, as I do, thy work will go down to the latest posterity, it may do honour to my name, and rescue it from that obscurity in which it hath been enveloped through the crying ignorance of past generations, who have been seduced into a veneration for St. George, St. Dennis, St. David, and other doughty dragon-slaying saints, who were little better than roistering bullies. Moreover, I charge thee, as thou valuest my blessing and protection, to dedicate thy work unto the worthy and respectable societies of St. Nicholas in this my stronghold in the New World. Thou mightst, perhaps, as well have left out that prank of mine at the carousing of old Baltus, but verily it matters not. Let the truth be told.” Saying this, he handed me a roll of ancient vellum, containing, as I afterwards...

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The Story

This isn't your grandma's Christmas story. Written in the early 1800s, Paulding's book is a series of tales about a very different Saint Nicholas. He's not a merry gift-giver, but a stern, almost ghostly figure from Dutch folklore. He swoops in to correct bad behavior, especially in children, and his methods are... let's just say direct. Think less 'ho ho ho' and more 'shape up or else.' The stories follow his encounters with various characters, using humor and a bit of fright to poke fun at human flaws and societal quirks of the time.

Why You Should Read It

I picked this up out of curiosity and was completely charmed by its weirdness. It's a historical artifact, showing how stories evolve. Our modern, commercial Santa is a far cry from this disciplinarian! Paulding's writing is witty and sharp. You can feel him laughing at hypocrisy and pretension through these folktales. It's a short, brisk read that gives you a real sense of early American humor and imagination.

Final Verdict

Perfect for readers who love obscure classics, folklore enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a darkly humorous twist on a familiar legend. It's not a cozy holiday read, but a clever, satirical one. If you're tired of the same old Christmas stories and want to meet the Saint Nick your ancestors might have feared, this is your book.



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Donald Moore
9 months ago

Text is crisp, making it easy to focus.

Brian Lewis
10 months ago

After finishing this book, the narrative structure is incredibly compelling. A valuable addition to my collection.

Lisa White
1 year ago

If you enjoy this genre, the pacing is just right, keeping you engaged. Truly inspiring.

Emily Martin
1 year ago

Based on the summary, I decided to read it and the narrative structure is incredibly compelling. Exactly what I needed.

Mark Walker
1 year ago

Great read!

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